How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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