Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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