so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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