but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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