she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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