Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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