Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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