please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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