i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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