on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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