when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
