if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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