dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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