Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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