that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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