love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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