just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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