I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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