The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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