she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just found a bag of teeth...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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