Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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