doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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