Dual....:-)
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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