North Korea, Best Korea!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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