Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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