She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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