I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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