apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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