Can i not drive my cunt home
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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