do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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