Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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