I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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