im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I understand Curling. That high.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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