You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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