Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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