Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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