Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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