Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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