Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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