He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Your penis caused this!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
