Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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