Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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