White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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