There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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