does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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