whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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