New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
why do cheetos always look like penises
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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