Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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