if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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