She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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